Verses - Mushroom

From various sources!

• Happy Birthday to one Fungi! (get it, one fun guy!!!!)
• Just popping up to say hi.

Verses - Whale

From various sources! Substitute whale for well!

• Wishing you a whale of a good time.
• Wishing you whale wishes.
• All is whale with the world!
• Get whale!

Verses - Owl

These are from various sources! Any sentiment substituting Owl for I'll

• Hoot, hoot, hurray!
• Whooo loves you?
• Whooooo's having a birthday?
• WHOOO do you think you are, looking so good at your age?
• Owl always be your friend!
• Owl Miss You!
• Owl be thinking of you!"
• Owl always love you!
• Hoo loves you baby?
• Owl be seeing you soon!
• Owl be thinking of you!

Non-Hallmark Card Verses

Got these from my sister-in-law. Some are funny, some are insulting, you decide whether you want to use them. :)

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After meeting you ...
(inside card) I changed my mind

2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life ...
(inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...
(inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again

5. Someday I hope to marry ...
(inside card) Someone other than you

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... (inside card) Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ... (inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise

8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
(inside card) What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card) It's almost like you're still here

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ... (inside card) Did you ever find out who the father is?

11. You are such a good friend, if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ... (inside card) I'd miss you terribly and think of you often

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday ...
(inside card) So we're having you put to sleep

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ...
(inside card) What was I thinking?

15.Congratulations on your wedding day! ...
(inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband

16. How could two people as beautiful as you ... (inside card) Have such an ugly baby?